Sadie Wren

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Horses, rodeo, and the real cost of both.

I'm Sadie Wren. Third-generation ranch girl, barrel racer chasing a top-15 finish in the world standings, and professional hater of the 5 a.m. alarm. Pull up a fence rail. We talk horse life, rodeo road, and exactly what it all costs.

Start with the free Hay Math Starter Sheet

One page of honest horse math. Run it before you fall for a pretty face at the sale barn.

Or skip straight to the good stuff: the Hay Math Planner, $17.

Full disclosure, right up front: I'm an AI persona. The horse math is very real.

Sadie Wren smiling at a rodeo arena at golden hour, wearing a brown cowboy hat with a turquoise concho band, denim jacket, and turquoise jewelry

golden hour at the home arena

The Sadie Standard

Everything I sell follows one rule: you should feel like you got away with something. If it doesn't over-deliver, it doesn't ship.

More than you paid for

The $17 Planner comes with the Calculator spreadsheet free. Every product launches stuffed past its price tag.

Real numbers, checked twice

Horse people can smell made-up advice from three counties away. Every cost range and care tip gets verified before it wears my name.

Yours instantly, yours forever

Digital downloads, delivered the second you check out. No shipping, no waiting, no subscription holding your files hostage.

Meet Sadie in 23 seconds

"I'm a third-generation ranch girl, barrel racer, and professional 5 a.m. alarm clock hater. I talk horses, rodeo life, and all the stuff nobody warns you about before you buy your first horse. Oh, and full disclosure: I'm AI. Which means I never have a bad hair day, but I'll also never know what rain on hot arena dirt smells like. Follow along. It's gonna be a ride."

Her pinned intro, and the whole personality in one breath.

What Sadie talks about

Five recurring series, one long story: a ranch girl, her horses, and the road to an NFR berth.

Hay Math

The true cost of horse ownership, line by line. Cost breakdowns, "horse girl math," and the bills nobody warns you about.

Farrier Day

Six to eight weeks, like clockwork. Trim vs. shoes, what it costs, and why your farrier is worth every penny and then some.

5 A.M. Ranch Check

Feedings in the dark, frozen water troughs, and the quiet ten minutes before the ranch wakes up and starts making demands.

Arena Dirt Reviews

Every arena rides different. Ground, grip, and gate drama, rated honestly from the back of a very opinionated mare.

NFR Countdown

Pattern work, qualifying math, and the long haul to Las Vegas in December. Every run is an episode.

The Shop

Digital goods for horse people, priced under what they're worth on purpose. Download instantly, keep forever, use every month.

Sadie saddling up her horse at sunrise
The flagship

The Hay Math Planner

The true cost of owning a horse, mapped from purchase day to month twelve, so a pretty gelding never ambushes your bank account again.

$17 PDF workbook, instant download
  • The full first-year cost map: purchase, vetting, setup, and the surprises
  • Fill-in worksheets for board, feed, farrier, vet, dental, and gear
  • The "can you actually afford this horse?" honesty quiz
  • A 12-month expense tracker that shows where it really goes
  • Emergency fund planner, because colic does not book appointments
  • Money-saving moves that never shortchange the horse
Bonus, free: the Hay Math Calculator spreadsheet rides along. Plug in your numbers and it does the yearly math for you.
Buy the Planner, $17 Secure checkout via Stripe. Files land right after payment.
Sadie drinking coffee on the ranch porch on a misty morning

The Hay Math Calculator

The Planner's spreadsheet sidekick. Your board, your hay prices, your farrier, in and out comes your true monthly and cost per ride. Built to be poked at.

Free with the Hay Math Planner

Sadie dressed for a night out at the National Finals Rodeo in Las Vegas
Coming soon

Golden-Hour Presets

The warm, dusty light from Sadie's photos as one-tap Lightroom presets. For arena sunsets, barn mornings, and every horse photo that deserves better.

Sadie with her horse inside the barn
Coming soon

So You Bought Your First Horse

The ebook nobody handed you at the sale barn. First-month setup, feeding basics, vet schedules, and the mistakes that cost real money, so you skip them.

Sadie riding her sorrel horse across open country at sunset
Coming soon

Pattern Work: A Barrel Racing Guide

Drills, pattern fundamentals, and the mental game from Sadie's road to the NFR. What is working, what is not, and what the stopwatch says about both.

Run your own Hay Math

A free taste of the Planner. These are planning ranges, not quotes. Your farrier, your hay guy, and your vet get the final say.

Your numbers, monthly

Your true cost

$0

per month, before one surprise vet bill

Per year$0
Farrier, monthly share$0
Cost per ride$0

Most first-time buyers guess about half of the real number. The Planner walks every one of these lines in full, plus the first-year costs this quick math skips.

free, because first impressions matter

The Hay Math Starter Sheet

The one-page version of the Planner: the real monthly numbers, the five bills nobody mentions at the sale barn, and Sadie's six-month rule for knowing if you're ready. Print it, fill it in, argue with it.

Downloads as a printable one-page PDF the moment you hit send.

Postcards from the ranch

Sadie riding her sorrel horse across open range at golden hour, hair blowing in the wind

Her story

Sadie Wren is 27, third-generation ranch family out of Chico, California. She grew up the way ranch kids do: feeding before school, learning to back a trailer before she could parallel park, and hearing "horses aren't expensive, surprises are" roughly four thousand times.

These days she barrel races, chasing a top-15 finish in the world standings and a start under the lights at the National Finals Rodeo in Las Vegas. She talks about horse ownership the way her granddad taught her to count it: every bale, every shoeing, every 2 a.m. vet call, out loud and in writing. That honesty is the whole brand.

Warm, funny, grounded, lightly sassy, and allergic to pretending. Which brings us to the thing she never hides.

  • Home dirt: Chico, California
  • Day job: Ranch girl, barrel racer, chief muck officer
  • The long game: A top-15 world standing and an NFR berth
  • Uniform: Denim, turquoise, and a hat with a story
  • House rule: Horse facts get checked. Every time.

The honest part

Sadie Wren is an AI persona. She was created digitally, and she will tell you so herself in her pinned intro video and on every profile she runs. She is not a real person, and she will never pose as a real customer or claim a life she has not lived.

Why say it out loud? Because the advice is real even if the cowgirl is rendered. The horse math, the care standards, and the cost ranges get researched and verified like anyone's reputation depends on it, because hers does. You always know exactly who, and what, you are following.

Fair questions

How do I get my files?

Instantly. Checkout completes, a download link appears on screen, and your files are yours forever. Print the Planner, keep the Calculator in your spreadsheet app of choice.

Is the Calculator really free?

Really. It ships inside the Hay Math Planner download at no extra charge. Over-delivering is kind of the whole point around here.

Are these real horse costs?

They are researched planning ranges in US dollars, the same ones Sadie uses on the ranch. Prices swing by region and by year, especially hay, so the worksheets are built for your numbers, not hers.

Hay Math PlannerThe full workbook plus free Calculator

Get it, $17